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The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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a boy who dates a girl who is much to good for him but she loves him. dates mostly girls named lioba.
omg lioba and matt were holding hands
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A fucking bitch who wants to steal your girlfriend but has no chance.
All in all he has a small dick and is a total fucking bitch.
" Matt is a bitch "
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ily.
A lot.
I keep hope.
Someday, hopefully soon, I will look at this and show you.
And hopefully by that time, you will like me too.
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Person #1: You see that guy over there?
Person #2: Ya... Seems to me he..fucks?
Person #1: Oh does he ever!
Person #2: Must be a matt
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matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world
You look like a horse's ass,you look like Matt Damon.
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To suck dick in a bathroom stall for a recording contract.
Did you hear about Jim's new label?
Yea, I heard he had to Matt Rogers for it.
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