a porn addict who liked to beat the meat and likes to play with his joystick and likes that ebony booty
he is such a mexican miguel
Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito
See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.
A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"
"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"
"No, what's that?"
"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.
Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
A phrase to describe a skinny Hispanic or Latin American person who has a lot more strength then they look.
Coach Peachy: Can I have some of yall take this stuff back to the gym.
Students: Yes Coach!
Paula: *Picks up the heaviest equipment like its nothin*
Coach Cool: Damn look at Paula Go!
Coach Arrow: Must be that Mexican Strength.
when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water
Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"