Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.
"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."
When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.
Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."
Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."
A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022
I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it
A sexual act in which one individual packs as many digits, feet, and/or objects as possible into another individuals orifices.
Wow...Jeff really packed my vagina like a Mexican coyote last night. He even got the soap dispenser in there.
When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.
Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.
An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.
Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.