being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage
Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude
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The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.
1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv
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People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.
Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.
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You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
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if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
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when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff
ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff
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The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
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