Muff-fuff-in

When referring to someone you think of as appealing, usually a guy, he can be called a 'Muffin'. But when you find a really cute guy, he is sometimes worth more than the simple two syllable word of 'muffin'. Worth so much more, in fact, that he deserves another syllable to the word 'muffin'. Thus equaling muff-fuff-in.

"Oh my god. Jacob is my Mr. Gorgeous, but TOMAS oh my god, he is my MUFF-FUFF-IN."
"Your WHAT?"
"Dude. Look at him. He is totally worth more than just 'muffin'. He's a friggen MUFF-FUFF-IN."

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bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

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muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

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Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

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Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

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