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muff cage

being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage

Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude

by Einstein25 October 21, 2010

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bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 5, 2006

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muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

by Chetchez October 21, 2010

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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 1, 2006

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Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

by jackandsallysloveeeee June 10, 2007

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Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

by SCOONLAN August 20, 2012

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