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Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!
Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
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A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.
After my baby turned two weeks old, his muffin steamers got bigger and bigger.
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(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
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a chain of coffee/muffin stores, whose name is commonly used for describing the period of muffing a chick, when one 'comes up for air'
"it felt like hours i was down there, i had to take a muffin break"
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A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
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A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney
I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top
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A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.
Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
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