The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.

Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?

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Muffin Top

A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney

I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top

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Muffin Dagger

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.

Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"

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Mini Muffin

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

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slut muffin

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.

You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!

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raspberry muffin

When you are fucking are girl and you pull out and punch her straight in the vagina and it swells up resembling the top of a raspberry mffin

"Dave gave that bitch a raspberry muffin and she couldn't walk for two days."

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Love muffin

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

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