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A murderous plant of murder-ation
Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
You are guilty of attempted attempted murder
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
A venomous snake
Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.
“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”
Murder in a fuck box
1. Term for extreme rough sex.
2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.
1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?
Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.
Or
Hey Jethro how was your date last night?
Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.
2.
Welcome to KFC what can I get you?
Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.
You want a side of cole slaw?