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mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009


mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

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I like mushrooms

It means you are gay.

Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur ๐Ÿ’…
What

by Gay gay gay gay gay July 6, 2022


Mushroom Tosser

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard

P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!

by H.A.L. May 12, 2011


Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020


Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023


Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce

Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce

by Dj lozza July 6, 2017