when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit
He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.
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It means you are gay.
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a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!
Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
A word you say instead of cursing
*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce
Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce