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Drinking so much, you pass the fuck out. Not just pass out. Pass the fuck out.
Sean drank so much, it was imperative he take an Irish nap in order to continue the nights festivities.
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A very satisfying nap, usually lasting over 2 or 3 hours. When waking from a fatty nap, one feels as if he or she has just slept in.
M: "Dude, that Geography lecture was so long, I can seriously use a fatty nap right now"
T & S: "what's a fatty nap?"
M: "Look it up on urbandictionary.com, it's probably there guys"
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A well-known term in law enforcement for the short nap you take when you're in the interview room before speaking to detectives about some shit you got caught for. It's almost always a sign of guilt.
It's caused by the fight/flight response. You were "flighting" before they caught you, now you're in cuffs looking 25-life in the face. Since fighting's no option and you can't run anymore, your body overloads with adrenaline and shuts itself down in a sort of mini-panic attack.
The detectives walked in and interrupted Bobby's guilt nap to question him about his involvement in a murder.
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the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job
or
another way of referring to sexual intercourse
"Yesterday after lunch I took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base."
or
"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."
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When you sleep on top of someone weaker than you
"Joe's screaming woke me up."
"Why was he screaming?"
"I took a power nap on him"
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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap
2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"
2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
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