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1. Hey, it’s national witch day! That means.... la chupachabra la chupacabra, come to my spiritual world
“hey, did you know it’s national sheerin day on the 15th of October?”
National Roksana day is on 1st of July. Everyone has to listen to them and never hesitate.If they do , they have to get ignored by Roksana .
“Sit down!” - Roksana
“No?” - Someone
“Well you have to listen to me , it is National Roksana Day.”
may 12th is national céleste day it is a day to give céleste mango juice and lists of money and praise her make sure to bring that mango juice or she will transform
Person 1: Hey it’s national céleste day let’s give her mango juice
person 2: Yeah lets go
On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her
Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day
November 15th, you can dropkick anybody you like with no consequences
Person 1: hey dude
Person 2: what
1: it's national dropkick day
2:oh shi-