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To deficate in a runny manner on a girl's chest, and then proceed to staddle her while holding her breasts together and drive your manhammer into the sludge filled valley!
"That Pepper is one freaky bitch. After we got home she let me enjoy a New York Chili Dog with her. It was warm and satisfying."
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...it's Saturday Night!
Phrase spoken after the cold opening of Saturday Night Live, followed by an excessively long opening credits sequence. It was first spoken by Chevy Chase in 1975.
And another thing... LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!
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Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.
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When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
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When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.
That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine
a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.
Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.