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The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.
Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!
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Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia
Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.
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Euphemism for female genitalia. See bearded clam
That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.
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The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.
I vote for Barney's Beard
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When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.
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a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby
Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate
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1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.
2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.
Used in a sentence:
1:
"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."
or
"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."
2:
"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."
"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."
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