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Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs
Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out
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(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.
My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.
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Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!
"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!
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A puppy or dog that was purchased from a breeder hence causing other dogs in shelters to be killed
Do you know how many shelter puppies you could have saved when you dropped a grand on that blood puppy?
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A ‘Sick Puppy’ is an endearing term to describe a person who struggles with their mental health. A strange but loving way of owning the struggles they have been through and being proud of where and who they are today.
First used in this context by singer/songwriter ‘Kings Elliot’ who herself struggles with borderline personality disorder, anxiety and panic attacks.
I've struggled with anxiety all my life, I guess that means I'm a sick puppy!
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Those dark quick moving animals all the way down the end of alleys, that may appear to be stray puppies, that you see while walking on the main streets of the downtown business area of Cincinnati. Some say they may actually be rats, but you can never get close enough to one to notice. They are concentrated in higher numbers in the downtown alleys in the restaurant areas.
Person 1: So how was your trip to Cincinnati ?
Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP
Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?
Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.
Person 1: Can I see it ?
Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.
Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !
Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !
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A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.
It can be flu, stomach or fever related.
Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.
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