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where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012


kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024


where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 19, 2019


When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 22, 2022


WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020


kill me where i stand

some overdramatic anime shit

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand

by Séan Miller February 11, 2022


I'm good where I'm good

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.

Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.

by cicciospam June 24, 2020