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When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.
I took a shit in the dark while writing this.
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Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.
Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.
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The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!
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Something ominous but is nothing at the same time.
It seem to me it is a dark zero.
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A smoking mixture made up of 50% DMT (dimethyltryptamine) and 50% Salvia Divinorum (typically salvia of strength 10x or above)
And he sat alone in the tower toking from his pipe of dark spice and venturing into the inner depths of the unknown.
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a sticky strain of marijuana when broken apart has swirls of dark purple inside. It hits you fast, give you a long high and tends to put you to sleep or put you in a daze of repetition.
B: What kind is it?
V: Dark grape
B: Yes!
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Internet slang for films that are basically nothing but compilations of extreme violence and gore. They can usually only be found on the dark web, as they're practically snuff films and are illegal to own.
"Dude, I was browsing through Tor and saw this dark mixtape. Shit was seriously fucked; I think I'm probably on a list now."
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