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When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.
Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO
I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!
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somthing said following an idiotic comment.
someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"
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A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?
Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.
PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
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This phrase is something no serious basketball fan has ever said.
Jimmy: You know what, I really think the Sacramento Kings will win the NBA finals this year.
Victor: You are such an idiot for saying that.
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WTDSWW-When The Dust Settles We Win
It's rough right now; don't stop, keep going. When the dust settles, we win!
I get it. They are dragging your name through the mud. Don't let go of our integrity. When the dust settles, we win.
The world is falling apart. Does it make sense to have any hope in God? Yup. Look up. Hold your head up. When the dust settles, we win.
Ima bout to lose my freaking mind. These haters make me wanna do some dumb shid, low-key. Nah, brah. Protect your energy. When the dust settles, we win.
After the dust settles, victory comes.
It will work out. Keeping the right thing
After the event, we win.
We will win when everything is over.