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Sissy Nuts

Someone who has a vagina where their penis should be. Not skilled in the art of acting like a man.

Very similar to a pussy pants or a sissy pants.

That bollocks was such a sissy nuts, he pee'd himself at the sight of Viktor Vaughn.

by Viktor the Villain February 24, 2010

37πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


nut cutters

Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.

1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!

by frontburners September 8, 2005

463πŸ‘ 168πŸ‘Ž


bust a nut

Male ejaculation.

"It's been a few days, time to bust a nut."

by x January 23, 2003

1463πŸ‘ 563πŸ‘Ž


nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina March 18, 2005

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Nut Job

I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)

Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"

by ArtificialPenguins February 26, 2012

177πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".

Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.

by Misocktheissac February 7, 2017


nut coke

A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.

Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?

Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk

Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.

by PubMonkeyBarLit March 5, 2018