Rural Dictionary

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

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Wrought Iron Pole

When a male that suffers with ED decides to suprise his partner and takes a viagra. In addition, his partner unknowingly slips a viagra in his drink thus producing a wrought iron pole.

Dean was going to surprise Jane for their aniversary but Jane surprised him and now he's sporting a wrought iron pole.

by Disco Stick 65 April 28, 2010

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oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer February 25, 2016

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It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.

After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.

by Caboose1 December 12, 2009

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