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A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.
Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him
She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side
Guy1-justin did you parker kick his ass
Justin- hell yah
From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.
Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke
Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds
Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles
Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.
losing a parker in your life may be the biggest regret in your life.
Dumb and total simp
Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women
Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!