1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.
2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!
2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
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The ridiculous and hillarious northern Pennsylvania term for a ground hog.
Thank goodness that whistle pig that was digging up my yard became road kill.
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Southern term for ground hogs.
A whistle pig ran across the road and we almost hit it.
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An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. The more penis' taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. Between a Slam Pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of STD's.
"There goes Johanna with another shady looking guy."
"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."
"What a nasty Slam Pig"
"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
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A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D
moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!
butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG
moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)
beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
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A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.
I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.
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