Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

White Pigeon

The worst town in southern Michigan including packed gas stations and smoke everywhere.

Person:
Witch school do you go too?

Me:
White Pigeon...
Person:
We can’t be friends.