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When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.
Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.
An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”