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with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

23πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Wrought Iron Pole

When a male that suffers with ED decides to suprise his partner and takes a viagra. In addition, his partner unknowingly slips a viagra in his drink thus producing a wrought iron pole.

Dean was going to surprise Jane for their aniversary but Jane surprised him and now he's sporting a wrought iron pole.

by Disco Stick 65 April 28, 2010

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer February 25, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Akward Flag Pole

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.

After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.

by Caboose1 December 12, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pole Climbin Bobcats

Douchebags.

Those guys look like a buncha pole climbin bobcats in that picture!

by chodge937 September 21, 2010

7πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.

dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night

by MadtownJay October 29, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: β€œBro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: β€œBro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž