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luki106 on 12.19.2022 about to make the funniest joke the entire LCP community has ever heard
''7 POUNDS OF SHIT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS''
In unbridled passion one person pulls the pants down quickly (usually doggie style) of the other, and Pound pound Pound.
"Man baby you so fine I'm about to do a pull down pound"
a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with
Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.
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A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator
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A old hateful term for a fat girlfriend or wife that likes to have sex and is good to her man.
Did you see Jethro's girlfriend? You haven't? Well, that's 400 pounds of joy right there, boy!
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A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.
My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.
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The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.
When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!
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