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Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”
“Yeah, that was prison ramen”
The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.
Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.
When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.
Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude
Grown men having sex with other grown men
Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic