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(noun)
An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1
Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."
Scenario 2
Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."
Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."
Scenario 3
Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"
Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
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the rude awakeninig hangover. it actually wakes you up in the morning because of the pain between your eyes. like being shoveled to the face.
does anybody have any vitamin IB, i totally got shovel punched this morning?
A brutal punch by a slower heavy weight bloke.
Fuck that fat cunt Tim through a slugger punch and knocked out that dick head cold
To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese
A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.
"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."
When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.
"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"
Going to get laid!!!
You want a punch in the pants??
Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.