Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

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Passport Pussy

Passport pussy is all the great sex a woman promises a man if he takes her on a trip outside of the country. In this case the man generally pays most of or all the associated expenses of the trip.

Woman - You should take me with you to Cancun. It will be cheap. I can share a room with you. Just think of all the great sex we'll have together.

Man - Nah, I am not paying for any Passport Pussy!

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easy pussy

When you get vagina quickly or easily.

Connor just secured some easy pussy from Keran!

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aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy

Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

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Good pussy

A pussy that makes a men nut fast while fucking, a super wet Pussy, a Pussy that grips the dick.

That girl made he nut in 3 minutes,she got some good pussy

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pussy whipped

A man who does whatever his girlfriend/wife tells him.

My dad, he is so pussy whipped he cannot think for himself any more.

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Pussy Slap

Slapping a chick’s pussy with you dick or hand before fucking it

Chicks beg for the Pussy Slap!

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