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My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.
Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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A common find in the modern day circus. Commonly consisting of a sparkly outfit, and performing blowjobs for kicks. Most people commonly recognise this queer as Tom Emery, due to his natural habits.
Person 1: Dude, were you at the circus last night?
Person 2: Yeah, remember that Circus Queer there?
Person 1: Yeah, he looked like Tom Emery
A self-defining term typically used by those who do not identify as straight and share political beliefs on the left-side of the spectrum.
These individuals usually use being a queer leftist as their individual defining trait, and weaponize it to deflect any responsibility of mental health and social normality. Most that use this term to define themselves have of the following:
- Have at least one mental illness.
- Live in a liberal urban center and/or attend university.
- Listen to alternative punk and indie.
- Self-medicate with marijuana.
- Are overweight.
I matched with a woman on Tinder who described herself as a queer leftist. She thought that being un-medicated and listening to garage bands is a character trait.
A cake made or bought for coming out as queer.
The queer cake was put in the fridge for eating later.
So... Even people who THEY THEMSELVES WOULD KILL... Consider what is happening to them is wrong...
Hym "You want some ancient wisdom, Jordan? You should check out Slavoj Žižek's criticism of 'Wisdom' by the way, but here it it: Anyone who isn't willing to defend their enemies when they are right will undoubtedly cover for their allies when they're wrong. Queers for Palestine does more to lend credence to the calls for ceasefire then anything else. You're dishonest and bad people."