jam rag

a garment of clothing or a handtowell used to wipe up one's wank juice after a five-knuckle shuffle.

"craig you mad ed, dont throw your crusty jam rag at me! Oh great, now the dogs licking it!"

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jiz rag

someone at convient height in which to perform felatio

what have you benn up to jiz rag

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happy rag

piece of cloth or a rag used to wipe off cum off peanis

i over drenched my happy rag

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Rag Tag

When a drunk girl on her period somehow leaves a splotch of blood somewhere on your clothing. Most likely while straddling or grinding on you.

"Dude there's blood on your leg!"
"Oh shit! That bitch must have rag tagged me while she was giving me that lap dance!"

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park-rag

Similar to a fag rag. (<- someone straight who hangs around lots of girls and acts kinda gay)

word i created to describe those with shaky hands who claim to have parkinsons disease in order to chat up girls

"ay he shakes his hands at girls in the club and they all like "AWWW" .. .fuckin park-rag!"

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ZIP RAG

AFTER SEX THE TOWEL OR CLOTH YOU USE TO WIPE UP THE CUM

BABE I CAME A LOT, CAN YOU GRAB THE ZIP RAG?

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rag picker

to intentionally or knowingly buy and/or wear tattered or "raggity" apparel

Don't bring your rag picker of a girlfriend to thanksgiving either!

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