It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.
Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.
Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month
A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH
Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).
Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.