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Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020


Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)

"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"

by rizzking456 October 4, 2023


Rob

Rob, verb, the action of being a total dick

Dude, brain right now is being a Rob what the fuck.
Don't be a Rob

by Em0-0 September 21, 2021


Rob

A youthful man with golden blonde hair. His glasses make his eyes shine when he enters the room. Has such a laid back feel. He's a man who's capable of anything that comes his way. He may feel like he's lost out there but he has someone out there who cares about him.

Rob, you deserve the best; You deserve to be happy, Rob!

by H.o.t.S. November 27, 2022


Rob

Destroyer of men

The most game of thrones thing I have ever heard ‘ROB DESTROYER OF MEN’

by November 22, 2021


Rob

idk hes a guy who does stuff

-Im rob
-hi rob

by ieatplainbutter November 23, 2021


Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021