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US Military slang for "yes." Previous to spring the NATO phonetic alphabet system, the word for the letter R was Roger (now Romeo in the current system). Radio operators used it as a shorthand in communications for "Received and understood," because they'd say that so often. This "official history" leaves out the underlying reason for saying, "Roger that." Roger was a well-known slang term for a penis (see the British cognate "todger"). Because military personnel love their penis jokes (joystick, anyone?), saying Roger let them "officially" say penis on their radios. As a verb, Roger meant using your penis (i.e., to fuck). So saying "Roger that" allowed radio operators to simultaneously relay that they heard an order and also that it was the stupidest thing ever.
HQ: We need you to take that hill, even if you lose your entire platoon doing it!
Radio: Roger that, HQ.
I heard what you asked me to do...but I'm honestly not listening and not going to do it. Replying "Roger That" is really saying "Go Fuck Yourself!"
Will you check on the cleaners being done on Friday and ready for inspection? Roger That!
To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.
Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."
A douche named Roger that is a Fat Fat Fuck.
In Spanish he is also a fat fuck.
Un imbécil llamado Roger que es un gordo de mierda.
have you met that Roger guy that does concrete? Man, Roger is a Fat Fat Fuck
the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.
hey, did you text roger g back yet?
aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.