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When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe
Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life
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tracksuit, warmups
Joke is that Russians and other Eastern Bloc citizens are too poor to afford real tuxedos, and if they need to dress up for something they put on a track suit.
The basketball team looked very regal in their Russian tuxedos during practice.
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This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.
"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"
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when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum
my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane
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This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
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When a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect penis, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embarassment. "Russian" is replacing "rushing", because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member.
Dan got a boner in class, so before he got up, he quickly did a Russian Tuck, so no one would see his gargantuant boner.
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An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.
Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....
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