When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull
Are you using a new shampoo?
No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.
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Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.
Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.
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the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.
I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.
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"salty peeper" is an English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.
Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper"
A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.
You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?
When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.
"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."
it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her
maan azaan is acting loike the salty shamaal,
the mighty salty shamaal