Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

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Water Sandwich

When you drink a couple cups of water until it feels like you ate a sandwich.

Growing up we ain’t have shit so water sandwich was like steak. #Nawww Fo Reallll BlockLife

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Bruh Sandwich

Only the juiciest and most supreme sandwich in the world, founded by the thiccest Central Columbian; Spencer. ~ Abraham Lincoln 1984

Can i get a fucking bruh sandwich my guy?
Can i get some Spencers booty pls and ty?
Mmmm dadddyy i wanttt a BRRUUUUH SANDDWICHHHH!

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denim sandwich

a person who wears denim on denim ie: jean jacket with jeans. A fashion faux-pas.

Did you see Julie walk by today? Eww total denim sandwich!

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sandwich factory

someone who is a tool, who will do anything to be part of the group

John: I'll do your homework for you if i can come to the party!

Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.

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beercan sandwich

What a Jamaican calls a bacon sandwich

somebody make me a beercan sandwich, man

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motorcycle sandwich

Legs fully estened while grasping ankles as you fludder her labia.

i I walked into a biker bar and asked a babe if she ever had a motorcycle sandwich.

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