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Dude created Freddy Fazbender's in 1970. Then he died, so now he has a red rotary phone for his head.
Person1:Dave, hide the body, Scott Cawthon's coming!
Dave:Ok, old sport!
A FUCKING ASSHOLE and a whore slut bitch with no ass or tits!
lia scott: A Fucking bitch
A co-workers sibling that you would have sex with just to make things uncomfortable at your work.
I wanna bang scotts sister before the next safety meeting.
A Scott Day is when you're at work and don't do anything but sit there and pretend you're working. A vacation, but while getting paid at work.
Wow, he isn't doing anything for the 17th week in a row, I wish I could have that many Scott Days.
Bad 🤫. Arsehole 🤭. Oztralian 🦘. Too bad he's too sexy 🥵 and ginger 🥺 that you can't hold a grudge against him 🥴 , especially when those freckles appear...❤ he can be a total nightmare 😱 or your best mate 🍻, depending on which side of the bed 🛌 he woke up.
If you hang around Scotty you'll see he's usually chased by crazy🤯 ass bitches 😬 but he outsmarts them and runs 🏃 ♀️ away.
C: Scott Morris, you need to run away from crazy bitches!😓
S: I know... they're all nuts🤨
C: Change will come if you look the right way!❤
Basically the Phil Swift of England. Does cool stunts in Cilit Bang ads
"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND THIS IS CILIT BANG!"
"Oh no, not this again."
"BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!"
To shag a llama while singing Thunderstruck by AC/DC and then to eat a shrimp while humping a frog.
Oh my god what is he doing?
He’s pulling an Erica Scott!