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When a group of two or more niggas get together in a gang-like fashion to perform some gay shit.
Tyrone, stop sucking on Jamal's toes, this is Gay Nigga Season.
While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
This phrase is used to describe what is happening when a person is scoring with so many people sexually during a summer or a "season" that they know they could never repeat or duplicate the experience. This is based off of Bernie Nicholls, a retired NHL hockey player, who once scored 70 goals and 150 points during the 88-89 season, but never once came close to that amount before or after that.
"Dude, these days every girl you talk to seems to want to get your number. You gotta keep this streak up, as this is your Bernie Nicholls season!"
During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.
"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
The time of year when it’s too cold to dress in small clothes and women rely on facial beauty to stand out. This is because of less focus on their body because of the full coverage clothing. Normally fall/winter time.
I can’t wait for pretty face season.
Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens
A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows