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i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...
person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...
“whenever i hear my dad fart, it sounds like the just sharted himself.”
when you mean to fart but you push so hard that you accidentally shit
word is a combination of “shit” and “fart”
“bro i let out a fat shart at the party yesterday and i had to leave”
Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.
Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.
Shitting a dart
When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole
Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.
Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.