Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

Side blow

When a female licks only the side of the shaft( kissing it too, of course)

Niko - “yo nick I got a sloppy ass side blow from this hot ass jawn”

side boob

A boob but from the side

Chad: hahahaha the tv said boob
Chad's mom: What did we say about laughing at the word boob?
Chad: ur a fucking dumb whore that dozen love side boobs

Side boob

When a someone is too too heavy for the garments they are wearing and stuff is falling out.

Lori has so much side boob from that too you could see nipple !!!!

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

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Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

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