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Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard
"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
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A game played with a group of friends and a Water bottle
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
Mike: Why is your pinky so swollen?
Chad: i was playing Pinky Smash
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When you put your head into the vagina. Sometimes done with snorkels on to help breathing. This is a highly dangerous technique often resulting in suffocation.
Zachary Head Smashed that girl in economics.
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The words of lord pewdiepie calling upon his army of 9 year olds to smash subscribe in order to defeat T-seires and remain number one.
Pewdiepie: my fellow nine year olds, SMASH SUBSCRIBE! Tell me what are you going ro do?
Nine year old: SMASH SUBSCRIBE
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The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
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When ever you start beating on something(causing a ruckus) and the bitch ass teacher starts yelling and gets very fucking aggressive to the point she’s red as a tomato
Bro ima beat on the wall and see if our teacher will Treece Smash!
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The act of fucking s girl on all fours from behind on any kind of hard surface, then swiping her arms out from underneath her and smashing her head against the hard surface while screaming "POINT SET MATCH!"
My girlfriend told me me to stop playing Call Of Duty, so I gave her The Volleyball Smash
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