The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.
Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.
I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight
Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.
Oh wow, look at the Southern Chimpanzee in its natural habitat. The couch.
Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.
Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee
The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.
A term used to describe a white female raised in the southern United States that is openly or secretly sexually attracted to non-white men(I.e, men of color). They go against societal tradition and seek taboo. They want sexual intercourse with men outside their own race.
Elizabeth gives zero fucks about societal norms in her hometown of Jackson, MS. She only sleeps with dark skin guys and she was raised by two racist white people. What a southern snowbunny.