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When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.
I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'
a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"
person B: "EVERYTHING"
a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey
She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!
A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.
She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.
When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.
Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.
Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!