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Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.
that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet
Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!
I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!
this term is used when you- oh look a squirrel
bob: look a squirrel
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The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.
"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.
Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.
When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.
I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!