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When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.
I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.
The act in which a female squats and essentially stamps (like an ink stamp) the face or head of a lover or other person, with her vagina. Also known as the female equivalent of the act termed the "Teabag" in which a male places the scrotum onto the face or head of another person, sometimes as a comedic endeavor. The term "Froggy-Stamp" derives not only from the frog like position in which the stamp is delivered but also from the visual similarity in appearance to the outline of a frog sen from above, which can be observed in the impression or image outline, that is left perceivable upon the surface location of contact, with the female genitalia.
"Fool enough to pass out drunk at the party the poor chap fell victim to the first ever recorded Froggy-Stamping when one of the women attending lifted her skirts, did a quick squat on his forehead, and after leaving her mark, left the party!"
As he looked closer in the mirror, touched the sticky film on his forehead and noticed the almost invisible outline of a frog, he realized he'd been the victim of a Froggy-Stamping during his unconscious state of intoxication.
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.
After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.
Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
A Tramp Stamp is a hickey. A hickey is a bruise you get from sucking, biting, or roughly kissing your partner.
Also known a "hater marks", "hater bits", and "love bits' . Your partner will give them to you to show people that you are there's. And make it hard for you to get with another woman or man.
"Aye Chris, where you get those tramp stamps from".
" From Sasha , you know she over protective and possessive."
a tramp stamp is a tattoo on the lower back of a woman, often who is known for a slut
"Shelley got a tramp stamp yesterday. She's such a whore."