Something very gay and doesn't even exist
Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?
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a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.
jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"
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when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
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A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.
Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
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A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.
Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.
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A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.
Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"
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The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.
With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning
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