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After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.
*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!
A stinky gay kid who likes booty
Jacob sheffield was so gay he made gay the new everyday
Straight legend and straighter hottie.
Jacob Neithercoat clutched again at high jump!
A Orgasmic Sandwich including
Peanut Butter
Nutella
White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
this person who is a male i think has a mullet and dropped out of school at the age of 16 and was a diesel mechanic
jacob shaw is a alrightt person as he has a mullet