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When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.
Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.
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"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"
or
"piss on tits poon!"
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noun. a general insult, often used while driving, to express anger at another driver. It evolved from the practice of calling bad drivers shit tits.
That piss torso cut me off!
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A pathetic, cowardly boy who pees his pants like a little baby.
"You're a stupid little piss boy, aren't you? Filthy little inky stinky pissy baby boy ."
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A particularly vile alcohol. Worse than run-of-the-mill bad alcohol due to an offending odor or flavor. Often applied to cheap wine, booze, or beer whose only redeeming factor is that it can get you drunk.
Sure, Coors Light is panther piss, but after 6 or 7, you won't care.
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When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.
I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
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Piss Play is when a group of friends take out their penis or vagina and try to aim for each others mouths with their urine. Sounds disgusting, but it's a damn good time, usually resulting in sex.
take off your pants and let us piss play with each other and then have filthy raunchy sex
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