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united states of america

The opposite of the Confederate States of America.

Now I feel half ashamed of living here.

by Cyndane March 6, 2005

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The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.

Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 16, 2018

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United States of America

Founded by some good principles in 1776 and gained independence from Great Britain. Currently is full of scumbags, white supremacists, black supremacists, and snowflake liberals who think they are entitled to everything and/or are offended by everything, completely forgetting the toils the soldiers defending freedom go through.

Yo dood, the United States of America is totally messed up right now, good thing our daddy Donald Trump is alright man.

by Mr. Noobster November 6, 2017

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America's Crazy Ex

Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.

Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.

by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022

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United States of America

Most powerful country in the world, and home to the strongest military force to ever walk the Earth, started by a group of rebels. Almost everyone in the world hates the United States, thinking that Americans are ignorant pricks who don't know the first thing about even their neighboring states, and hate people that are not Christians of European decent. although those people only make up a *very* small percentage of the American population. In fact, we Americans tend to hate people like that, because they make the world believe that we are all like that. These people mostly reside in Alabama.

Yes, we do have a lot of problems(like our economy), but nothing is completely perfect. This goes for countries, as well as people. People that hate on America seem to exploit the imperfections, which is easy to do. It would help to do research and find out if the negatives in our community that are so often exploited truly outweigh the positives, like everyone thinks.

Washington D.C. is the capital of the United States of America.

by CimeraxZZ January 10, 2011

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Ravist Party of America

It's more fun than the Republican party and more socially-acceptable than the NeoNazi party. It can just sort of replace the Liberal parties because its pretty much the same thing, except with socialized ecstacy instead of socialized medicine.

The Ravist Party's color is neon. Our nominee for the next presidential election is Kurt Cobaine. It doesn't matter that he's dead, it just means that congress will have more power than the president. Now sit back and imagine a session of Ravist congress.

Every day will be like Fourth of July except with LSD and glowsticks instead of fireworks and barbeques. Electronic and House music will instantly become patriotic. We can ammend the constitution with a glow-in-the-dark pen to make President's Day one big dance party. And elections will take place on top of parking garages in Old Town and will be photographed from every 'artistic' angle.




The Republican candidate advocated the draft, so everyone voted for Kurt Cobain, the Ravist Party Of America's candidate, instead.

by crizazy March 16, 2007

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United States of America

The world's wealthiest nation. A great democracy within its borders and a vicious dictatorship abroad.

Person 1: Isn't the United States of America the greatest nation in the world?

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He doesn't know his green card status yet.

by The_Whole_Truth July 28, 2011

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