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On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day
Guy1: cool
Me: who u gonna slap
Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
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The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome
1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling
IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*
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On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.
person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
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national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher
On November your gonna be able to roast your teachers and professors get ready
Student: Omg it's finally Roast your teacher month
Teacher: This month is gonna be bad for me
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