hoe cakes

A simple variation of corn bread, similar to corn pone and ashcakes. Made of corn meal, water and salt, and originally cooked on the flat of a hoe over an open fire, hence the name.

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toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

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LB Cakes

LB being the abbreviation for pound (in the case referring to rough sex ie: she got pounded) and Cakes short for Pink Pancakes as defined on this site. Thus LB CAKES = Pounding out a females private area.

Guy 1: Wat did you do last night?
Guy 2: Son I met this cute ass red bone chick!
Guy 1: Word?! Did you LB CAKES ?

Guy 2: Nah, her nappy headed friend was cock blockin!

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busta cake

A fat but elegant lady who is extra busty and has rah rah tities, she has to have a batty like bad girl nickes

Sam: yo jamie did you see that busta cake yesterday she was banging

Jamie: oi bro it was a madness man got hard in his pants

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Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

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fairy cake

A fairy cake is a light little bun with icing and creme butter in it. They're widely popular in the UK, and tend not to pile on the icing in the same way that American bakers do with cupcakes. They also are traditionally made with a lighter sponge cake as opposed to the thicker butter cakes used in cupcakes. Alternatively, a fairy cake is a type of cupcake with its top cut off and replaced in two pieces, like wings. These are also called butterfly cupcakes.

Of course, the petite fairy cakes are named as such because of their size -- small enough to be served to the tiny mythical creatures. The word "fairy" (or "fairie") appeared around 1300, referring to "enchantment" and "magic."

Super fluffy fairy cakes will melt in your mouth.
Three easy techniques for icing fairy cakes—spreading, piping, and dipping.

Check the fairy cakes at the minimum baking time.

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Cake by the ocean

Big beautiful booty on display at the beach.

Coco: hey girl,just got a new thong let's go shake our cake by the ocean.

Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉

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